The fifth of December was a day to remember,
as i befriended a cat named Steve.
He was satanic,
and like the titanic
he killed many people
No one knows why but he talked,
like a boss
As i counseled Steve about his need to slay people
with a knife
he rises from his seat and screams
"Make like a tree and leave!"
so I exit the room
taking only my broom
as i leave Steve with all of my cookies.
